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Tue Jul 26, 2005, 10:16 PM
Remember the book - "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well,here is a true life example from the University of Phoenix. An English Professor assigned his students to a joint writing exercise that quickly degraded - check it out...
"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right.

As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a
short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send
another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on, back and forth.

Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO t alking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:

Rebecca (last name deleted), and Gary (last name deleted).

THE STORY:

(First paragraph by Rebecca)
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At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(Second paragraph by Gary)
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Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the a ttack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17", he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca ) ---------------------------------------------------------
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its
pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4.
"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,"
Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously
excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of
innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary) ---------------------------------------------------------
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mother ship launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks that pushed the unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to p ulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm goi ng to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

(Rebecca) ---------------------------------------------------------
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My
writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semiliterate adolescent.

(Gary) ---------------------------------------------------------
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort o f F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."


(Rebecca) ---------------------------------------------------------
Asshole.

(Gary) ---------------------------------------------------------
Bitch.

(Rebecca) ------------------------------------- --------------------
Get screwed.

(Gary)---------------------------------------------------------
Eat shit.

(Rebecca) ---------------------------------------------------------
SCREW YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!

(Gary) ----------------------------------------------------------
GO DRINK SOME TEA BITCH.

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(TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one. Only group to get an A.

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:iconlilithlairpoetry:
Hey Santanna! Long time no see, thanks for the favs and take care of yourself! :hug:

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Thanks for the Fav! Have a great weekend....old friend
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hey there, I may be drunk and full of self pitty at this exact moment but I think you rock... I like ur poems// sorry for the ur, the keyboard is not my firend at the monent

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:iconlilithlairpoetry:
Hey San, how's the little one and you doing? Great I suppose, thanks for the fav! :hug:

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Hey San, just wanted to post a little note on your page to tell you that im glad you and melissa are doing great, and i hope to get those pictures soon! :D

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:heart::rose:Far longer than forever, I'll hold you in my heart.:rose::heart:

My heart speaks but one single word, and that word is Lee. I Love you Lee and I always will! :kiss::heart:

:rose::blackrose:Lauren is the bestest ever!:rose::blackrose:
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YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started kissing right away

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:iconlilithlairpoetry:
Thanks for the comments and Favs Sans!! Have a wonderful weekend!!

~Lee

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Your poetry is very touching and I just had to nominate you for the Top 3 Deviants of the week!! Congrats! You deserve it!

~Lee~

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Welcome to DeviantArt Sans!! I see you already been to my gallery and adding me to DevWatch! I'll do the same for you!!

~Lee

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